Oh my god I just realized that the beginning of the Hunchback of Notre Dame is the same as Tangled only with a lot less hair.
This was the best thing I have ever read!
Everything in Detective Conan is infinitely funnier knowing that Subaru is Shuichi Akai.
One week he’s sniping Gin from half way across the city, the next he’s making cream stew for his neighbors.
"Following the smell of blood to arrive upon a crime scene…
Using every one of your senses to hunt down the culprit…
Then once you’ve seized hold of him, sinking in your sharp teeth-your evidence-until you opponent gives up the ghost…
That’s a detective.”
'Conan what the hell are you wearing'
- Ancient proverb